Feets Don't Fail Me Now-News From Canada

The folks in law enforcement inbeautiful downtown metropolitan Delta, B.C. have a mystery on their hands in the form of feet, encased in sneakers that float ashore every so often. The latest wandering appendage was found on a beach on Westham Island by a couple of people out for a stroll.

Four other feet have washed ashore, and nobody seems to have any idea where they're coming from or who they belong to, but I have an idea.

It should be a simple matter to isolate any shoe store ordering an odd number of brogans, flipflops or tennies.